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Nicole | 16 | London | Aries

i'm nicole and this is my personal blog, everytime you use the word 'frick' you must pay me royalties

write something on my wall!

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

"Did you beat that game?"

"No but I watched someone on YouTube do it so I feel like I did."

theanti90smovement:

baby: d-d-d
dad: yes babny say it?
baby: dad
dad:fuck uyou baby your were supposed to say something funny and unexpected so i could post about it on my tumblr blog

1. state your name: nicole
2. state the name that your parents almost named you: nicholas (because my parents thought i was gonna be a boy)
3. which of your relatives do you get along with the most? my mum
4. what was your first job? i havent had one yet

5. did anything embarrassing happen this week? yes
6. do you miss your ex? no don’t have one
7. white chocolate or dark chocolate? dark i guess
8. do people praise you for your looks? noo i mean 1 or 2 people called me cute once but nope
9. what is your favorite color of clothing to wear? black
10. how do you wear your makeup? i don’t wear makeup„
11. what are some of your nicknames? nobody really calls me by a nickname? i remember someone used to call me nickelodeon haha
12. how many bedrooms are in your house? 3
13. how many bathrooms? 2
15. do you have a car? no
16. do you work out every week? yes
17. did you brush your teeth this morning? yess
18. have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? no
19. have you ever sung in front of a crowd? no and i don’t want to
20. what kind of bathing suit do you wear? swimsuit
21. do you like your eyes? no
22. do you think you are pretty? no
23. who was the last person you talked to in person? my father
24. how much money in your bank account? don’t have a bank account atm but my mum is gonna help me open one soon
25. are you single? yea
26. do you want kids? maybe!!
27. tell me what your backpack looks like: it’s got a cat on it and i pinned a frickload of badges on it
28. what celebrity do you think is hot? don’t really feel attraction to ppl :3
29. last movie you saw in theaters: i think it was pompeii
30. are you dating the same person you dated last year? no
31. has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? no
32. have you ever cheated? no
33: have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? no (what is up with all these dating questions jfc calm down)
34: what do you like to do in your spare time? draw, read, play video games, blog and listen to music
35: what’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? idk, someone telling me i look cute
36: who was the last person you texted? my friend steph
37: how many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? none
38: how do you look right now? bad
39: what first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? idk i get confused

porndirector:

When I get hit on

nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Reblog if your icon is a grade A waifu

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

Anonymous said:
how did you get so tan???

dislap:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

tpzl:

defilak:

oh man

this pisses me off

acetactician:

god what am i doing

Change one of the words in an anime title to “ass”

princessdragoness:

midgetdragon:

thehomosexuals:

aphameripan:

beepony:

hinata-froyo:

coalgirls:

thisshitfunny:

wontongod:

Ghost in the ass

Cowboy Ass 

Ass

Love ass!

space ass

hetalia: ass powers

Ass Beats

Black ass

kill la ass

fullmetal ass